House in Saint Petersburg, Florida 3 bedrooms, 132.57 sq.m. № 1515008

Yes, I took in a little water. But I’ve been remediated and I’M READY—just waiting for someone with vision (and good taste, honestly) to bring me back to life. A double lot. That means you could build one massive dream home with a yard big enough for a pool, a garden, and probably a small theme park. Or, be a genius and split me into two lots—build two homes, sell one, keep one. Smart. Very smart. Need more proof I’m a steal? A single lot just one street over sold for $225,000. And I’m TWO LOTS. Do the math, people! And let’s not forget—I’m in Riviera Bay! The best neighborhood in the world (not just my opinion, it’s fact). We’ve got: A community boat ramp (because waterfront living is a must). The magical Christmas Eve Boat Parade (trust me, it’s legendary). Golf cart parades (because walking is overrated). ???? American flags lining the streets for every patriotic holiday (it’s like a Norman Rockwell painting in real life). So tell me, what are you waiting for? Buy me. Build me. Fix me. Flip me. JUST DO SOMETHING. But whatever you do, don’t miss this chance. Because once I’m gone, I’m gone. Call today. Before I start taking this personally.